Did the Ghost of Dave Thomas Return to This Detroit Wendy's?

DETROIT - "He most certainly did," claims Detroit resident Sylvia Young, "and I've never seen someone so mad in my entire life." Young works at a nearby law office and is allotted 30 minutes for her lunch. Friday, June 14th she had prepared a container of a leftover pasta dish from the night before, however she left it on the counter in a rush to work. This was a mistake that lead to a course of events that Young will not soon forget.

Young arrived at the Wendy's on 8 Mile and Livernois at 11:55 AM. Much to her surprise there were only two groups ahead of her in line, as this was lunch time. This would work perfectly for her 30 minute lunch, or so she thought. It took her entire half hour lunch before she placed her order due to either incompetence or arrogance behind the counter. "At that point I was starting to lose money and I was getting anxious. I had to get back to work. I vowed never to return to this Wendy's."

In-house artist's rendition of actual events occuring last Friday, Jue 14th.

That's when Young witnessed the return of Wendy's founder Dave Thomas. "Before I left, a transparent apparition of Dave Thomas came to me. He placed a hand on my shoulder, and with a tear in his eye he told me he deeply apologizes." Young claims that Thomas then went on to deliver the worst tirade of angry hamburger vulgarity that was spoken since the McDonald Brother's cursed Ray Croc. Young left a little disappointed in the whole experience, but felt better knowing that the deceased watch over us. She ate her lunch at her desk. They forgot her Caesar Side Salad.